Things I Kinda' Know
Here are some things that I know (I think- can we really "know" anything? Anyway...) either by personal experience or the experience of others. You can guess which is which!
Blogging and instant messaging are addictive.
Arizona does not observe Daylight Savings Time. (Spring ahead tonight!)
Easter is the first Sunday after the first full moon after the first day of Spring.
Pope John Paul II died today.
Even "good" kids act up in Religious Ed.
Jr. High kids love Dodgeball.
Don't audition if you can't commit completely. (sigh)
Christopher Plummer did not sing in The Sound of Music.
If you miss your entrance, wait a few measures so that it seems planned.
It's fun to watch soap operas until your life becomes one.
Even the best relationships aren't always easy.
Friends don't just disappear, and if they do, they aren't your friends anymore.
When I look at happy pictures, it makes me remember that there are always good times.
If you have mental or emotional problems (and who doesn't?!), please see a therepist-it will help you and everyone around you.
Most people have an IQ within fifteen points of 100.
Phobias are strong, irrational fears. Don't worry unless it interferes with everyday functioning.
Don't pay full price for clothes if you can help it- the mark-up is huge and they will go on sale or clearance sooner than you think!
It's never too early to start Christmas shopping, especially if you got a deal!
Buying a new dress always makes me feel better, especially if I got a deal!
Mini-vans are underrated.
The shortest distance between two points is a straight line.
If you have a problem, go to the doctor.
Men, you can "break" your penis. (Ouch!)
Lots and lots of yogurt helps with weight loss.
If you have frequent UTIs (urinary tract infections), always have cranberry juice and cranberry pills handy.
Take good care of your piercings and they will take good care of you.
Ladies, don't complain about how much a mammogram hurts- it annoys the tech!
Ladies, small talk during a pap smear helps take your mind off what's really going on down there!
Wear your retainer, or the pain and cost of braces are just for fun. Your teeth will move!
Good and bad teeth are genetic- good for me, but bad for other people. :(
Prematurely grey hair is genetic. Hopefully it's a paternal trait , or I only have five more years of blonde! :(
Male pattern baldness is also genetic.
Germs on a cup and germs on a toilet seat are totally different!
Bleach kills the yucky stuff growing in the toilet. (Yuck!)
Water heaters and garage door openers don't seem that important until they break.
Every game is more fun if you're drinking.
Bank robbers are rarely who you'd expect- even old, old men rob banks.
Diamonds are not created equal, but they are a girl's best friend! :)
Everyone's interpretation is different.
There- just a few things that I think I know. What do you think you know? :)
Blogging and instant messaging are addictive.
Arizona does not observe Daylight Savings Time. (Spring ahead tonight!)
Easter is the first Sunday after the first full moon after the first day of Spring.
Pope John Paul II died today.
Even "good" kids act up in Religious Ed.
Jr. High kids love Dodgeball.
Don't audition if you can't commit completely. (sigh)
Christopher Plummer did not sing in The Sound of Music.
If you miss your entrance, wait a few measures so that it seems planned.
It's fun to watch soap operas until your life becomes one.
Even the best relationships aren't always easy.
Friends don't just disappear, and if they do, they aren't your friends anymore.
When I look at happy pictures, it makes me remember that there are always good times.
If you have mental or emotional problems (and who doesn't?!), please see a therepist-it will help you and everyone around you.
Most people have an IQ within fifteen points of 100.
Phobias are strong, irrational fears. Don't worry unless it interferes with everyday functioning.
Don't pay full price for clothes if you can help it- the mark-up is huge and they will go on sale or clearance sooner than you think!
It's never too early to start Christmas shopping, especially if you got a deal!
Buying a new dress always makes me feel better, especially if I got a deal!
Mini-vans are underrated.
The shortest distance between two points is a straight line.
If you have a problem, go to the doctor.
Men, you can "break" your penis. (Ouch!)
Lots and lots of yogurt helps with weight loss.
If you have frequent UTIs (urinary tract infections), always have cranberry juice and cranberry pills handy.
Take good care of your piercings and they will take good care of you.
Ladies, don't complain about how much a mammogram hurts- it annoys the tech!
Ladies, small talk during a pap smear helps take your mind off what's really going on down there!
Wear your retainer, or the pain and cost of braces are just for fun. Your teeth will move!
Good and bad teeth are genetic- good for me, but bad for other people. :(
Prematurely grey hair is genetic. Hopefully it's a paternal trait , or I only have five more years of blonde! :(
Male pattern baldness is also genetic.
Germs on a cup and germs on a toilet seat are totally different!
Bleach kills the yucky stuff growing in the toilet. (Yuck!)
Water heaters and garage door openers don't seem that important until they break.
Every game is more fun if you're drinking.
Bank robbers are rarely who you'd expect- even old, old men rob banks.
Diamonds are not created equal, but they are a girl's best friend! :)
Everyone's interpretation is different.
There- just a few things that I think I know. What do you think you know? :)
posted by Unknown at 3:04 PM
2 Comments:
I agree with most everything except the part about the minivans...they pretty much suck.
-D
Sorry to say, well, not really, but I agree with Don about minivans. I have to say though, the penis thing really caught me off guard.
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