"Here's a Story..."

We don't watch very much TV. We only have a few programs that we attempt to watch regularly: House, er, Reunion (for a little while longer) and the morning news! Every now and then I put in on for white noise. It helps keep me from getting too lonely during the day. Last night was one of those white noise moments. I was waiting for Don to come home from the show and found this really dumb program on VH1: My Fair Brady. It's a reality show featuring Chris Knight aka: Peter Brady and this really dim girl that he's dating. She's a model who is less than half his age. She drove me totally nuts after five minutes. She's vulgar, stupid, clingy and her eyes are too far apart! Not that Peter Brady is a catch. He just comes off as what he is: a middle aged, washed-up former child star. The fact that he's doing the show confirms it. It was kinda' sad, actually. I don't understand why he's trying so hard to please this awful girl and why in the world she wants her hooks in him. I think it's all about sex. Everytime things got tense, they went off to have sex. Ok, that's a really great foundation. I guess you don't have to communicate if the sex is often enough. That was kinda' creepy, too. The girl got in this dominatrix outfit and started spanking Chris with a paddle. I could really do without the adult Peter Brady begging for another. I don't care what they do in the bedroom; I just don't want to see it in my living room! Not unless it's Cathouse. Now, that's a very interesting and enlightening program! One of Don's Second City friends tried to get him a signed picture of Isabella Soprano for Christmas. No luck. I guess you have to visit the Bunny Ranch for that one. I'm kinda' surprised that he didn't! I digress... The Brady show got better when Florence Henderson aka: Ma Brady and the Wesson lady came over. She was not very impressed and neither was I. I'd rather share opinion with Flo than Peter. She's a classy lady! You probably guessed that I will not be planning my social calendar around My Fair Brady! I hope you don't, either.